Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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