My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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