his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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