Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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