I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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