Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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