maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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