This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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