Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
My balls are so social today.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
