At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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