she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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