did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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