I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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