i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
its not stalking. its research.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
