How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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