My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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