we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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