question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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