: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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