No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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