quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You're a waste of cheezeits
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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