better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We're too hungover to prance.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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