I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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