Yo dont text me then not text me
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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