We're like a lot better than the average bears
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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