I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
God gave him joint rollers for hands
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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