watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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