Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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