If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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