It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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