what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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