And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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