Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
