Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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