I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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