Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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