just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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