This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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