I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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