But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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