The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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