clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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