i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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