I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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