dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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