matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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