I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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