Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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