Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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