Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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