How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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