Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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