Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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